So last week I said I was going to start a series of real life Wednesday...... As you can see this Wednesday business is clearly a difficult task. So it's more like real life who really cares what day it is. That will be my new title. Here we are another week later. Not much has changed except my child is a week older. I get an email from the hospital that explains what my child should be doing week to week. That shit will give a new mom straight up anxiety. So for example this week it says that my child should start reaching his hands up at me when he wants picked up. Are you freaking kidding me? I swear last week they told me that he still can only see 10 inches away from his face and now you are telling me he can see me enough to let me know he wants picked up? Blasphemy i say. Who comes up with this weekly update? So here I am standing in front of my son, testing this theory. Fail. He is still in a flailing arm stage. They clearly have their weeks screwed up.
Pretty sure that most of my baby posts revolve around baby poop. Well this week is no different. Pretty much every time my lil peanut makes a turd and I go to change him, he puts his foot in poop. I don't know how he manages it most of the time but he does. It's a conspiracy I swear. Sometimes it may be a solid couple hours after a diaper change that I notice he has a poop smear on his foot. Like it magically appears. I swear I check to make sure he is poop free. Where is it coming from?!?!?!
That is currently what I am dealing with in my real life. The fact my child is behind on his arm reaching to let me know he wants picked up and his phantom poop smears that appear outta no where.
On a side note, we are 1 day away from one of the best national holidays of the year. Labor Day you ask? No, obviously because that is Monday and not 1 day away. It's the beginning of Spartan football!!!! He is pretty excited about it if you can't tell!